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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker; “How much do you charge?”
“It starts at $500 for a hand-job,” replies the hooker.
“$500 dollars? For a hand-job?” says the guy “No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
So the hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”
“Yes.”
“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”
The guy thinks to himself, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” and accepts the hooker’s offer. They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realising that he just
experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”
“$1,500″ says the hooker
“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!” he says
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “OK Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the
hooker, “How much for some pussy?”
The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”
“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”
“Nope,” says the hooker, “but I would if I had a pussy.”
Comments to date: 20. Page 1 of 1. Average Rating:  OMG
Pf�ffikon, Switzerland | 2:36pm on Friday, June 11th, 2010  | lawl...efeop |
byagvi
Location unknown, | 7:56pm on Wednesday, April 14th, 2010  | cektmojuqeablnwinegbreutckhdmw |
Rob
Merrylands, Australia | 8:36am on Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010  | I bet the hooker fucks real good though. |
niggatone
Attleboro, United States | 2:29pm on Friday, December 11th, 2009  | ok.....
very predictable.
besides i'd let a dude suck me off if it was that good |
NarlyMarly:D
Arizona City, United States | 12:19pm on Monday, November 9th, 2009 | xD Dude that was fucking awesome!
Bet the man was like: O_O OMFG!!! hjufhrwjhfr -Died.-
xD x/x |
Christianxxx
Barnet, United Kingdom | 9:22pm on Saturday, October 24th, 2009 | Guys suck dick just as well as women do, better than women in many cases. And trust me, I know from a LOT of experience. |
123
Port Saint Lucie, United States | 8:33pm on Saturday, September 12th, 2009 | he mite of just took da dick lol!!!! |
Ninja
Saint Louis, United States | 6:24am on Tuesday, August 4th, 2009  | nice, got a tranny suckin you dick for good money, fuckin dumb ass, lol |
cheah
United States, United States | 10:24pm on Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 | That was a waste of time.
Hmm
Gay joke
Yay. Sarcasticly. |
cheah
United States, United States | 10:24pm on Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 | That was a waste of time.
Hmm
Gay joke
Yay. Sarcasticly. |
AhitDolf
M�nchberg, Germany | 10:49pm on Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 | omfg... That end was a real Turnoff... |
Awesome
�stersund, Sweden | 12:42am on Thursday, May 7th, 2009 | Hhahaha that joke rocked!
ofc 5/5 :) |
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Irvington, United States | 12:08pm on Sunday, April 12th, 2009 | Shillaylay.... blow yo day!! |
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United States, United States | 9:07pm on Saturday, April 11th, 2009 | hilarious lol |
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Tucson, United States | 11:59pm on Monday, April 6th, 2009 | tight |
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Lehre, Germany | 6:34pm on Sunday, March 29th, 2009 | really funny and disgusting xD |
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5/5 |
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Lawrenceville, United States | 3:36pm on Friday, March 13th, 2009 | That sucks lol |
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Zebulon, United States | 2:44am on Monday, March 9th, 2009 | hahahahahahahh OMG that was awesome |
first comment :D
Manchester, United Kingdom | 1:01am on Sunday, March 1st, 2009 | lol funny joke 5/5 |
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